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Let’s learn IRISH ole’ chappity… + one last thing…

The word is CUIL… let’s say it together now… COOO EEELLL… that’s right… now what in the world does it mean? It means knowledge in Irish – not the usual term the Irish use today – more of an old school word they used during the time when people used the phrase “ole’ chappity” <- no, that was a lie.

Anyway, it’s Google’s latest competitor I’m talking about. If you’re going “OOOHHH I’ve heard of it already” – then ok, you’re great – blah blah blah, give yourself an award and pat yourself on the back then read on :)

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You can call it a by-product of Google as it came from one of Google’s engineers. Decided that Google was not good enough and that more could be done. So Cuil was born.

So what’s so great about it?
To begin with, Cuil is like this all-in-one search engine that not only shows results in a one page, linear design which we are all so used to, links after links after links… Cuil spreads things out rather nicely… with each part of the page dedicated to different content related to your search…

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So check it out, Cuil is really quite cool. Showing you ‘relevant’ content – some with thumbnails of videos, some with graphs…

One last thing…
Now that I’ve got the boring-to-some tech talk out of the way, let’s talk entertainment. We all know that Mr. Henry Golding won Cleo’s Most Eligible Bachelor 2009. So the Pagi Show couldn’t lose out – kiasu-mah – we got the dude and the editor-in-chief Lynette Ow to the studio and performed torture… muahahahha…

Our aim was to see if Henry was ‘eligible’ to become Fly FM Pagi Show’s Bachelor – it was simple, 3 tests, one of which required drinking a strange concoction of sambal + belacan + rice + asam + soup + lime… Henry drank with all his might to the point of ‘almost puking’… Lynette decided to support her bachelor and downed the rest… WOOHOO…

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The result? All hail Henry Golding – congratulations bro, you’re now a Cleo’s Most Eligible Bachelor of 2009 & Fly FM Pagi Show’s Bachelor!

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All smiles while the chili burns from within… the pain… ooh… the torture…

A weekend of giant cats, balls, flour and toilet faces...

So here's my weekend in a nutshell... it was Cleo's Bachelor Finals - congratulations Henry ole' chap - he was crowned Cleo's Most Eligible Bachelor of 2009... since the place was artsy fartsy, I went ahead and started taking pictures using my camera phone...


Is that artsy or is that artsy? :) It's amazing what camera phones can do nowadays... then the weekend came and I went to Melaka to host an event for MMU Melaka the land of chicken rice BALLS... but of course, no visit to Melaka would be complete without the balls...


Oh by the way, in case you decide to checkout the Chicken Rice Ball stalls at Jonker Street - you'd notice 2 prominent ones. One at the end of the road (corner stall) and one that looks fancy smancy... go for the one at the end of the road - it's BETTER... in my honest opinion...

Then Sunday came, drove all the way back to KL to checkout BSRA-NST Streets Family Day 2009 at SMK Bandar Sunway...

some had flour all over them...



Hunny and I decided to do something less 'floury', played with 'words' and checked out a pussycat instead...



Then today came (Monday)... I arrived at the studio and everyone had strange faces - it looked as though they needed to go to the loo for a BIG one (you know what I mean...)

Here's Fabes... who looks like he's got a beak


Nadia who looks like she's got something REALLY BIG coming out of somewhere...


Amrita our producer who looked like she was replaying Beethoven in her mind to loosen her bowels...


So there you go... more updates soon.... comment comment comment away... I'll try my best to reply! :)

THE ANSWER YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR...

My last entry showed you a disturbing image...



So you've been waiting... for the untrained mind and eyes, it might look disturbing... some on my Fly blog said sea cucumber, some said strange food... and the answer is... 


It's amazing how cookies looked like before they were 'beautifully' carved into blobs of round pastry... 


WARNING! : Very disturbing images...

I know I hardly write short blog entries but here goes... if you haven't read the warning - WARNING! VERY disturbing images ahead...

It was just a few days back when all of a sudden 'someone' showed me THIS... 



This was what I looked like after seeing it... 

And no, that's not how I usually look... what was it? think deep... think darkest deepest... think strange... perhaps even think sick... mmmm.... 

I'll reveal the answer in the next entry :) 


What causes a man to 'tear'...

Yes I'm a man and on the contrary, some people believe men should not shed a tear... so here's a test... it's not a pepper test, I'm not going to jab your eyes with my finger, I'm not going to pluck every strand of your leg, underarm, head hair one-by-one... I'll just show you two videos. 

Simon Cowell, a judge who is known for his vicious, tactless remarks has another show apart from American Idol called Britain's Got Talent... if you've been following my blog, you would've have watched this... Paul Potts...



And then, Just 6 days ago, 11th April 2009 - this happened...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxPZh4AnWyk
(Sorry, Youtube disabled embedding for this video)

So did you tear? :) Come on, be honest... :P 


Nadia cheats on the entire TEAM!

Yay!!! The weekend is here again! This entire week Fabes has been on leave... though I doubt it was that simple... the entire leave thing was a cover-up - here's what Nadia and I conspired...

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He decided to tan himself over the weekend and due to that he had sunburns... yes, I understand... it's strange, he hasn't been looking in the mirror lately... :)

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He is pregnant again... well, he's had numerous pregnancies... (the ones in the past were fake - this time could be real). If you think a man cannot be pregnant, think again... when Fabes is concerned, EVERYTHING is possible :)

So here it is, since he's been off for a whole 1 week - shhh... don't tell Nadia this... I'm going on leave NEXT WEEK! YAYYYYY!!! Just one more week ler... got tonnes of leave days to clear... that's what happens when you go on leave on public holidays when we work during those times... it'll be a GREAT time to chill... I'll leave you in the capable voices of Fabes and Nadia... oh yes, one more thing, DON'T BELIEVE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT ME DURING MY LEAVE... it's ALL LIES! I CAN ALREADY PREDICT IT...

Anyway, here's something else I've got to show you - Nadia was caught CHEATING on the entire Pagi Show! She was getting chummy with Adam Boy (left)!



Wait.. it's not just the Pagi Show... it's AARON her boyfriend as well... tsk tsk tsk...

Leave comments! I'll reply as soon as I can!

Have a GREEEEAAAT WEEKEND!

PS. This personal blog of mine will remain updated throughout my leave... ;P

The MacRosoft WAR and I eat a HUGE donut...

Firstly, what's MacRosoft? Nothing essentially. It's a word I created by adding 2 words together, Mac and Microsoft... so here's what's been happening, we all know that Apple (creator of Mac if you didn't know) has been trying to tell the world that hey, it's cooler to be using a Mac, it's virus free and blah blah blah... then out comes loads of ads which they've features on TV in the US and on their website comparing PC and Mac... such as this...


And here's what Microsoft recently came up with to attack!



Who's gonna win? I don't know... I'm a PC... Mac only when I'm feeling a little stylo-milo... What about you?

Then there's this massive commotion... I walked out of the studio this morning and low & behold a truckload of donuts - LITERALLY!



Yes, Krispy Kreme, the donut that's been loved by many Americans and has entered the shores of Indonesia, Hong Kong, Australia has arrived! The people of Krispy Kreme were nice enough to give the whole of Media Prima FREE donuts! Woohoo!

Nadia and I got soooo kiasu that we pestered the very nice people for a box each! hehehe... 27th April 2009 - that's when it's gonna be launched into Malaysia - watch out for their first branch in Times Square KL!

Oh and psst... I heard that the 1st customer would win him / herself a year's supply of DONUTS! Muahahah hahahaha... hehhe kookokooo huh uhu huhu... lallalala.... hok hok hok ... oooh... it must be the sugar rush...

Fabes is a very very unattractive woman

I was told that no one was born unattractive and that beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder. In this case, it's my eyes and I found it to be quite an exception when it came to Phat Fabes last weekend...

We were at Puma's Furio Party at Frangipani, Changkat Raja Chulan. Nice place, great ambience and Fabes was hosting the party with Joanne Kam (yes, the very lady who lost a great deal of weight and the creator of the infamous Kam In Your Face - stand up comedies). Joanne, GREAT lady... Fabes... VERY VERY UNATTRACTIVE LOOKING LADY...

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Pink stripey, tight fitting blouse... that accentuates EVERY bit of his wholesomeness... and ends with a REALLY low V-Cut on the chest area (I almost lost conciousness at this point)...

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Then the whole deal, complete with strange implants, mini skirt, strange blonde hair and somewhat tweaked voice that sounded like he's got something stuck up his %$^$#%# - ooh the nightmare...

If you still think beauty is in the eyes of the beholder (in this isolated case), let me know...

My notebook is a frying pan... YAY!? NOT...


Here it is...



Before you start panicking, NO, I don't own that notebook and NO, I didn't fry an egg on my notebook and no, I'm not that strange / dumb to do such a thing...

That said however, that's essentially what got me to type this post... the notebook I currently own is VERY VERY STINKY UNBELIEVABLE HOT! - as in sizzling, as in painful for the skin's receptors - you get the idea.

Why in the world do they make notebooks SO FREAKING HOT? Sure, my notebook is thin, looks pretty good, the manufacturer claims to have won numerous awards designing this notebook BUT WHY IS IT SOOOO HOT! All I need to do is leave it on for an hour and it'll be good for frying an egg...

WHY oh why? Now, I've got to spend extra money to buy one of those 'notebook coolers' which I honestly thought was a waste of money till today - I can't take it no more... it's burning my palm!



Have you got a super hot notebook?

Happy April FOOLS & Nadia is actually an Alien...

Happy April Fools! Everyone loves a good laugh... either at someone or at something... in this case, it's Nadia, my co-host on the Fly FM Pagi Show...

No, it's not an April fools joke - neither was the image altered in any way... this photo proves that Nadia is actually an Alien...

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Just look at the belly... strange protrusion of some sort - it's like something is trying to 'burst' out of her belly to greet you... and say "HELLO!!!! I'm NADIA from the land of NADIAWITHBIGBELLYWORLD"...

I repeat, the image was not changed in any way - Nadia could be hosting an Alien in her belly and NO, she's NOT pregnant...