It's amazing what we find in e-mail these days...

I don't usually bother about chain, forwarded e-mails but this is one I couldn't resist spreading it to the rest of the world. I got it from a friend of mine... In the asian community more specifically Malaysian and Singaporean Chinese community, we have this thing called the Ah Lian (for girls) and Ah Beng (for guys) phenomenon...

Here's an e-mail sent from an Ah Beng to an Ah Lian... Enjoy! :) (if possible, try to read it with a typical chinese accent)

Dear Ah Lian

Thanks you for your letter. Wrong time no see you. How everything? For me, I am quiet find.

You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your look? Somemore you must wear kick kok soo, hope you can wok properly.

You know, Ah Kau Kia working in a soft where company now. Last week, he take I, Muthu & few of his friend to May Nonut to eat barger. After that he take we all go to kalah ok.
Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright.

Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread 20 years annie wear sari. My father mother going to give a fist to all the kampong people. So you must come with your hole family.

I only hope one day we no need to write and send letter to you and to me. Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me. I will ketchup with you soon. And when you got time, please few free to call me. Goo bye.....

Worm regard,
Ah Beng


Whoever wrote this... you are by far a Picasso of the Ah Lian and Ah Beng community... it's so abstract yet so meaningful... :)